songofnonsense

You wake up, and you see her.
laying there beneath him.
Yes it is your girlfriend with another guy.

Say stop.
how did this all happen,
you did everything right
and nothing wrong

You do some research.

say what.
that guy has a piercing.
oh my god it's on his dick
oh shit...
a Prince Charles on his dick
Do you think she gives it a little flick?
Prince Charles and his dance with Queen Lick.

You reminisced about the good old times
how you were the captain of crimes
and she was just an innocent shipwrecked girl

its not your fault you both love Depp
And because of how you slept
The morning sex wasn't so great.
Nor was the afternoon.
Or the evening.
But occasionally drunk sex was the bomb.

So why is she cheating on you?
You certainly have no clue.
Should you change something about your dick?
Maybe act more like a prick?
Learn a fancy trick?
Or lay there like a brick.
Pretend to be sick?

It's criminal, it's obscene.
Why is everyone so mean.