Just imagine if you were soooo tiny
ever so tiny.
That you fit inside a skittles bag.
And play with all the giant space shaped
giants.
THEN A GIANT HAND (THE HAND OF A DIVINE BEING)
will reach in and supernova one of those bitches.
:hopefully you are not on one of those "bitches":
otherwise it's osmosis jones all over again.
Doe a raeehaahh(how do you spell that. it makes no sense.) a female deer
You know snapple.
you know...
how it...feels...
Lets go tightropewalking tooogether
because it feels....nice....
You...knowww....how peeeople.
talk....slow?
wellfuckthatshit!!!
now, if you look on your left you will see a camel riding ANOTHER CAMEL. It's marvelous sight to see here in upsidedown land.
Which as you can see, feels quite...upside down! WAIT. LOOK AT YOUR SHOES PEOPLE THEY ARE ON YOUR HEAD.
AND NOW...and now. *ahem* (regain compusure) if you look on your right. IT'S A CARIBOUUUUU. HELLY YES.
~ Yours Truley,
Crazy tour guide Joe
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