1.25.2011

They have come BACK!

I HAD TO STOPEEEEE

cleaning my room became way to intense and i started having dancing seizures
which made putting my clothes back on my hangers utterly impossible!

I also love crepes!  YOU SHOULD TOO.
because they are sooo lean, so thin, so floppy.
just like my ideal mate.

Then i'll ask this mate or if it's the first time, date.  To pour delicious
oozy strawberry comPOTE all over her body.  So i can eat her up in
tiny sections little by little.

Does this sound sexual?  Cause it's not.

Anyway, breathing out kidney juice from your pores doesn't sound like
a nice way to die.

Yoyoyo i'm not responsible for anything you do with your kidneys.

All those drug infections from overdosing on bread.

silly kids, BREAD IS FOR THE DEAD.

ithink i'll make a cereal, made out of the unhappiness that people emit
so unhappiness equals poo
which trancends to food for trees.

WHICH MAKES TREES EVIL.
It's a good thing we cut down so many, i don't know what i'd do if they
started to overrun our peaceful civilizations and make forests!
WE'D BE SO FUCKED!

no more easy street to get your morning coffee cause there is a FUCKING
OAK TREE IN YOUR PATH! YOU LOSE!

and that's how the human civilization dies.

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