I'm one of the knights of the round table...so i'm legit.

There are Potato Monsters Having an Anti-Climatic War in my Soup.

WHOAAAAAA, THERE IT GOES THERE IT GOES DO YOU SEE IT?!

It’s cowboy juniper face!

Riding around all-over the place.

Soooo I’ve been spending the last few hours trying to break the code of this dishwasher.

My goal is to access the mother of all dishwashers.

…To find a dishwasher that cleans your dishes BEFORE they even get dirty.
So never fear!
I'll share this wealth!

And all your glasses will be crystal clear!

Blueberries are fun…if you know how to use them correctly.  Secure the ripest most plump berries you can find, and attach them to your body in the following fashion.

1.        Left nipple

2.        Right nipple

3.        Center of chin

4.        Armpit left

5.        Legpit right

6.        Casually place some blueberriee puree in your belly button

(If you have an "outie" skip the last step to avoid terminal depression)

Now you have SUPER POWERS! ABLE TO FACE THE EXTREMIST OF TEMPERATURES OF THIS EARTH. (and be awesome at 4 square)

It is also a known fact that this arrangement of blueberries shifts your biological structure to make you attract even the most elusive people!

You will have the women/men/animal/object of your dreams LICKING YOUR BLUEBERRIES FOR EXTRANEOUS AMOUNTS OF TIME.

Huffle puff the train is coming to town, and nothing is stopping it.

Hope it doesn't crash...Good day!

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I'll be working on a theme song for the next couple of days.  Sit back and await the auditory stimulation that will make your kneecaps like jingle bells!

-Joe