2:22 am talks

RING A DING A LING A DING

its the special 2:22 am talk!
that's right all, step right on up to claim your prize!

except the prize is located on the other side of this large crevice about the size of...
WELLL... extremely large

what if there was a slot machine that always let you won?
except it shot out slices of ham at extreme speeds toward your face whenever you pulled the lever.

Now, you're thinking "man this "guy" is throwing a lotta "what ifs" is he some kinda "philosopher?"

and the answer is!

yes, i am.  I currently charge 20$ for each philosophize.
appointments are currently being taken.  Please bring speedos and 2 pounds of lube for each session.
that'll be all.

Lilly lingo likes to lick the leprosy off my back.
and by leprosy i mean the tiny endangered micro leopard colony that is living on my back, about a quarter of an inch south by south west of a very pronounced cyst that needs to be eradicated.

cyst popping sessions will also cost 20$.
please bring the appropiate tools.
(it would also help if you knew what you were doing).


today is a new day.
tomorrow is a new day.
well fuck. THEY ARE ALL NEW DAYS.
got me...

ok ok.
i gotta magic trick.
lift up your hand. and stare at the back of it.
now flip it and stare at the front of it.
NOW.
look at the back of your other hand.  notice the thumb is on the SAME side.
cool huh?

~cheers