IT'S TOTALLY FRIDAY! WHY ARE YOU READING THIS?
go out have a ball! or two if you are a real man.
Now what governs your mind. Do you have your own little king, sitting on a tiny control tower telling
the rest of the assembly to do the fuck as he says?
Or do you like to contemplate things more, maybe have a president and a couple of houses try and bat around
decisions and solutions.
Maybe it's more free thinking, like the fellow anarchist that just wants to do whatever. --and the hell with what everyone else thinks cause it's THEIR mind.
Whichever the case, none of these governing mental bodies can brace themselves from the underwater pressure that squeezes your internals so you choke on the inner membranes of the cell walls of your lungs.
That is why we should all grow gills, a fantastic FANTASTIC idea.
We could lift weights so much more efficiently, impress even the most muscle craving sexplosion into your arms.
OH, shit yea, what else? YOU HAVE RAINBOW SCALES?
what? you can just rearrange them to your liking cause clothes cannot beat the beauty of being colorfully naked all the time.
Some people may call you princess, but with scales you can spell out princess and be the smelly snatch out of the bunch.
Never have a "dry" spell again! YOU ARE ALWAYS LUBERCATED BY OCEAN CURRENTS!
and you'll be exfoliated constantly by the the brush of tantalizing sea salt.
WHY THE FUCK DONT WE LIVE IN THE OCEAN?
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