Is it true my sleep has gone so ass backwards, that it has corrected itself
and i'm actually TIRED right now?
Yes...yes...and yes...
~ <---eheh squiggle...
Girls and Guys will both meet their demise.
The hungry omnisex will destroy both genders with its conflicting sexual ograns.
It will lash out its beast of a tail to the weakest of woman creating a soft sore between their legs. And it will eat out the ever multiplying cat-tails that haunt some peoples dreams.
Gross.
And nowww time forrrr, fairytaleadventurelandfulloffunandallthatothershit EXCURSION OF THE CENTURY.
Look left! now! and now back down! at your toes! they are gone! the Toe toe monster stole your toe toes. Now you are fucked! Go get them before you fall on your face! OH SHIT! too late! You fell on your face and are now eating elephant dung that was allowed to ferment and created a strong concoction of super concentrated shit. Now you're in deep shit. It's poisonous-- grab the antidote from the most hated person in your life. Wait a second! THATS YOU! stick your hand in your front pocket and don't get distracted by its close proximity to your nono zone. IT'S CALLED THAT FOR A REASON. Now place the vial up your rectum and pretend your taking a reverse shit. Inhale with your asshole and sit on your head if you have to!
You have now passed the test into adulthood. Now wasn't that more exciting then getting your drivers license? I think so. no... i know so.
And i know you.
:)
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