Bloggidittydo my god look at my poo!
it's rock hard, its sought after, its constipation all into one!
it's like coal, just something you could really mole.
For the time being, lets pretend that poo is priceless, a chemical reaction
the result from cooking your food twice, once on the stove and then reheated
in your metaboloven.
It gives me the jitters, it gives me a breath of relaxation
cept when the potty is dirty and mean
for one too many times have i seen it so obscene
piss and paper line the seat.
How could my butt ever meet?
Do i stand legs spread apart ready to drop bombs?
Or do i hunch over ready to throb?
Bathroom jokes are always funny and odd.
Someone making noises next to you like an animal.
Are you afraid of them crawling underneath the stall?
Or are you just worried about laughing your lungs out and choking on the smell.
Poo well my folks. poooooo well.
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