1.09.2011

1:05 am talks

lets talk about
f r e s h!
all the hotties and all uglies
he he he!

So one day, i was walking in the zoo.  and by golly gee i find a zebrahee.
I pat its head and turn it about.  No it did not know what i was talking about.
(i was actually asking for some tea)
however it did not produce such a tea.  I cannot describe my extreme disappointment for the zebrahee's.
They also need a new color palette.  let's say, green and blue?
or purple and sky!

is sky a color?

frick frack plip plop shitter shatter glee glum gooo

is what my poo sounds like throughout the toliet experience.

speaking of colors again, if men were to be a color what would they be?
and same goes for women?
and no, you cannot use the bathrooms/your baby clothes to determine this so!
so what would it be?
AND WHAT IF YOU WERE COMPLETELY COLORBLIND.
would that factor a difference?

sparkles rainbows glittery doo, ingest all this and you may just go a little...mad.

and as long as you're not sad, and just mad.
then you can move over just a tad.
and let the loser kid scoot on next to you.
for even if he smells like poo.
you look at him and ask "are you also mad!"
and with a sneer and a grin "just a tad"

with that all said. i bid thee farewell
for this is not a story i should tell.

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