Heyy all
Joe Baker here broadcasting from his very own bed!
the past few nights i have not been able to sleep. (if anyone even cares)
So on to tonights adventure shall we?
First we will begin on a desert island, surrounded by raging seas. You've been stuck there for lets say, 5 years in some slumber. No human life has been able to find you, but your body stays nutrified.
Nutrified? Yes NUTRIEFIED. A term the monkees inhabiting the island like to call an iv drip fashioned from various tree fruit.
Well, now you awake, and you lurch forward making your stiff body breathe new life. There are monkee docotors surrounding you. They all "ooo" and "ahhh" respectively at the marvel that has occurred right before their eyes.
You attempt to speak, but the one wearing a surgeon's mask crams a banana in your mouth, and the group picks you up THEN flees you through a complicated network of leaves, branches, and the occasional poo!
But don't worry. they don't seem to have a killer intent. Do they?
Damn you're probably wondering what plan could they be cooking up in their heads, right?
Well me too.
haha.
Pointless but straight to the point.
Figure out the rest in your imagination.
-Joe Baker
Joe Baker here broadcasting from his very own bed!
the past few nights i have not been able to sleep. (if anyone even cares)
So on to tonights adventure shall we?
First we will begin on a desert island, surrounded by raging seas. You've been stuck there for lets say, 5 years in some slumber. No human life has been able to find you, but your body stays nutrified.
Nutrified? Yes NUTRIEFIED. A term the monkees inhabiting the island like to call an iv drip fashioned from various tree fruit.
Well, now you awake, and you lurch forward making your stiff body breathe new life. There are monkee docotors surrounding you. They all "ooo" and "ahhh" respectively at the marvel that has occurred right before their eyes.
You attempt to speak, but the one wearing a surgeon's mask crams a banana in your mouth, and the group picks you up THEN flees you through a complicated network of leaves, branches, and the occasional poo!
But don't worry. they don't seem to have a killer intent. Do they?
Damn you're probably wondering what plan could they be cooking up in their heads, right?
Well me too.
haha.
Pointless but straight to the point.
Figure out the rest in your imagination.
-Joe Baker
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