Diets.

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH PICKLES IN YOUR DIET!
I don't care what anyone says.  I'm stubborn.
Run around in circles double fisting a pair of pickles and you will see things in a new light.

This light will be pickle green.  If you really enjoy this pickle green as much as i do then read further.

Pickles can be converted into energy efficient light bulbs, they radiate good vibes and sing you to sleep when unable to.

Pickle Green is the best color ever, other colors will be like...man i wish i was pickle green.

Pickles also double as a cleaning solvent when blended.  It will take care of everything.  From toughest of kitchen stains to the ugly birthmark on your forehead that kinddd of lookss liiiike... mutilated genitals.

Bored? put a pickle in one of your shoes and watch it grow into a clone of yourself!
(Disclaimer: they only have one leg though....)

IF you lick the pickles skin before eating it will change flavor.  From sour pickle to loving pickle.
 
I'll make a dance
put you in a trance
make you drool
in your school
dream about
care about
only pickles

foreever! MUHAHAHA

best master plan ever, pickle invasion here we come!