It's that time again,
the holiday where beer farts run rapid
throughout the whole country
reducing oxygen levels in the atmosphere
and allowing us to feel the natural
"high" we get when our brain cells
die from the deprived oxygen.
Pour some beer in your Cheerios
to make them "extra" cheery
Replace all shampoos and soups with
a fine cocktail of wine,vodka,rum,gin,tequila,whiskey,moonshine,absinthe, and of course.
More beer.
You will be transformed into that drink you crave,
Your liver will become your own distillery
and your piss will contain more alcohol than any other drink on the market,
The toilet bowl becomes a mixing bowl, have you and your buddies take turns
filling it up and then reroute the plumbing into your mouth,
to start the process all over again!
chug chug chug goes your heart trying to deliver every last bit of ethynol
to the eagerly awaiting cells, head to toe.
But sometimes too much is too much
and your friend becomes a foe
inwhich your body slams in reverse, and the momentum
carries everything you injest up and away,
and you close your eyes to only to open them,
another day.
-Cheers everybody, cheers.
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