MY TUMMY!
someone save my dear tummy.
It's pulling away, im going to have a hole there!
A black hole, or maybe a purple one. Are they customizable?
NO i must maintain concentration!
OHMMM OHMMM MEDITATIVE STANCE!
FLYING DRAGON WITH SCALES THAT BURN
like lemons in your eyes!
I am the lemon dragon!
full of lemons, full of despair.
Lemonade half off?
Ahem,
Welcome one and all to Joe's Nacho stand.
Fresh lemonade from dragons and fresh nachos
from our nacho plants deep in the heart of the U.S.
110% organic!
FEEL and SEE the nachos go through your body with our x-ray
toys given out in our nacho bags for kids!
Choose from the array of our radioactive colored sauces!
Some even i haven't tried yet, this gives you SUPER SUSPENSE IN EACH BITE
Beef or no beef? chicken? horse? Duck? Whale? Easter bunny?
Slam any type of meat in your mouth with those crispy chips
Don't forget to lick the tables clean! Plates are for barbarians!
Be served on the table, clean the table, and i won't have to hire a busboy again!
...Dammit i'm hungry.
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