Asexual

I can hear them!
They're comming!
TAKE COVER

wooooooooosh~
IT'S A SEA OF SEX DEPRIVATION
oh my god, they are humping everything into DUST.

Scruffy? WHERE ARE YOU GOING SCRUFFY?!?!?
don't...NOO...don't do that to my brother!

You have just lost your brother.
He has been suffucated by sex juice
and sweaty thighs.
but you can't mourn.
You cannot sit by and watch the lunatic
gaze in their eyes zero in on you.

You must carry off on foot, or car or bus, or airplane.
whatever is readily available!
Leave the country, cover your tracks.
Once they smell your scent, they will cross oceans
to find you.

Burn all traces of your name and cover yourself in something that smells different.
Break into the skunk exhibit and rub Mr. and Mrs. Skunk all over your body
and then paint yourself black and white and live together with them as a happy family.

Only then will you be truely free.
From the sex craved marketing schemes
that have taken the form of really large,
rather hairy, and rather deformed.
men.
...if they can even be called. "men" anymore.