So if you've actually been reading my posts.
You will know that I LOVE RACCOONS.
as much as i love cows.
One day, when i have enough money. I will build a lab with it's primary focus as genetically
fusing both a raccoon and a cow.
It will be called. the Raccow.
Now the Raccow will be different from BOTH it's parents.
It needs to breast feed every 20 min.
and it doesn't scavenge for garbage.
It scavanges for lost souls floating around
in random infinite abysses
that you may or may not have fallin into
during your life expirences.
It's super fast~
You can train them to become a vehicle to work.
All they need as fuel is your naughty thoughts,
so perverts THIS IS FOR YOU.
You will save the planet from Fossil fuel emissions!
and if anyone has a negative comment about you talking dirty to your raccow.
squirt the raccow's 20 gallon reserve of milk into their face!
BOOYA
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