things have been a little slow.
real world sucks sometimes.
which is why i want to live on planet full of squishy organisms that make you happy in ways you would have never thought.
and why do we have such extensively over thinking brains?
i think we'd be a little more peaceful if we were all a little more simple minded.
well i blow my nose on you, achoo achoo
and you can lick my belly button too!
i mean also...
i mean, LICK MY FUCKING BELLY BUTTON OR YOU WILL
sufffer a lot of pain.
and i'm serious.
pain that is so tiny and sharp, and it will sit right ontop of your most sensative nerve.
yessss, that sexy little nerve that is as tiny as a microdot of lsd.
the one located on the tip of your (add sexual organ here)
yes this includes people with both, neither, or the occasional DIY expirements.
are italics sexy?
or you more into the rock hard bold.
either way you think. you will grow old
and your vagina will wrinkle,
your penis will droop
your eyes will sag
and your tits will dangle
your hairs will grey
your balls will be in grocery bags
basically all your favorites or non favorites for those self conscious types.
will elope from your body
making you proportionally weak
YOU PICKLED PRUNE
and here is some of my artwork for the day! yayyy
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