-take
-a
-step
-down
and feel my toes squibble squabble
FEEL THEM i say!
all sweaty and pink
swollen and crooked
you know what they say about big feet.
but what if only one foot's big,
and the other one just shy
of being the size of a 8 yr old cow.
i'd say you have a problem.
but don't you fear! Joe's Intergalactic Shoe Store
carries shoes from the far reaches of the cosmos!
some made of meteor, others of gas
star dust and minerals
from another planet alas!
space poop and sun flares
all combine to be-
wormholes, snakeholes, frogholes, and more!
just check out what's in my store!
are these shoes practical?
why certainly so!
just...pick the right size you know.
singy songy dancy pantsy
i'll rub my face in your hot soup,
and you will watch in awe, as the noodles
become absorbed through my skin
it burns and irritates
i may be blind for a short while
but who else can say!
they can eat soup from the pores on their face.
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