I'm playing with your fonts, muhaw

man, to be honest
things have been a little slow.
real world sucks sometimes.
which is why i want to live on planet full of squishy organisms that make you happy in ways you would have never thought.
and why do we have such extensively over thinking brains?
i think we'd be a little more peaceful if we were all a little more simple minded.

well i blow my nose on you, achoo achoo
and you can lick my belly button too!
i mean also...
i mean, LICK MY FUCKING BELLY BUTTON OR YOU WILL
sufffer a lot of pain.
and i'm serious.
pain that is so tiny and sharp, and it will sit right ontop of your most sensative nerve.
yessss, that sexy little nerve that is as tiny as a microdot of lsd.
the one located on the tip of your (add sexual organ here)
yes this includes people with both, neither, or the occasional DIY expirements.

are italics sexy?
or you more into the rock hard bold.
either way you think. you will grow old 
and your vagina will wrinkle,
your penis will droop
your eyes will sag
and your tits will dangle
your hairs will grey
your balls will be in grocery bags
basically all your favorites or non favorites for those self conscious types.
will elope from your body
making you proportionally weak
YOU PICKLED PRUNE

and here is some of my artwork for the day! yayyy

 

Gang green

Imagine a running shoe.
and when you place you foot inside it.
jello squishes between your toes.
and every crevice is filled with green jello.
It hardens and thickens and eventually your foot is stuck
you panic. you scream, but you have succumbed to the mean green
you decide to run for miles thinking the impacts of each step will
make it crumble.
but no, oh no.
IT GETS WORSE!
WORSE I TELL YA
the jello under goes a metamorphis from your toe sweat
it starts to crawl up your leg.
you try to shave it off, but i consumes you razor and evolves to
stage 3 gang green jello.
It is getting close to the crotchal region.
you have two options
cut your leg off.
or find out what the jello will do to your genitals.




use your imagination.young panda.


imagine your sausage and biscuits engrossed in this anamorphic jello
and jello and clams don't sound good together either
if you have to be peg leg Pete for the rest of your life.
i think it wouldn't be so bad.
u always have a Halloween costume.
it's fully customizable, with engravings, wood stains.
and you can opt for titanium.
and kick some doors down to people who pissed you off.
or if you just happen to get locked out one day.
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
in fact i may just cut off my own legs.
sounds fun.