The end of the world

so you guys really think the world will end?
how will it end?
will the earth shrivel into a raisin and just fall off of orbit?
how about the earth's crust is eaten by a big ugly vagina space monster
that makes the girl in "Teeth" look like a joke.
Or how about the ground turns to quicksand and we are all sucked into
the hot mantel of the earth and all burned in the hot tub of what appears to be.
hell?
shit only way to be saved is to invest in my new shoe.
the Pegasus shoe.
is that already coined?
FUCK.
well, vibrating insoles are on sale too and they are just as pleasurable
for those with an itch for a foot fetish.

Nono, the earth will be hit by a giant tennis racket and flung into the sun!
oh! we will be invaded by aliens and cowboys, and will be doomed to living in the old west forever.
i'd say that's be the end of the world.

or. we all. run out. of toilet. paper.

mmm, maybe. MAYBE.
Mars will be like. fuck you earth and decided to kamikaze us, because of all our irrational thinking and massive amounts of body odor that is emitted into space from our sweatshops and workout chambers.

onomnom a giant gorilla will drink our oceans up and then replace it with its piss, mutating all our whales into..

MAN EATING LAND WHALES.

well, however the world will end, whenever the world will end.
be sure to pack a second pair of underwear.
in case you shit yourself, because no one wants soiled underwear in their afterlife.

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happy end of the world?