fresh squeezed happiness at your doorstep!
it comes in a box, and the box is packaged with a
new organic packing method.
WORMS
yes your happiness is covered in icky stick gooey
WORMS
please refrain from plucking them off as they will bite fingers
and guess what?
THEY ARE ALL SOAKED IN LSD!
muhahaha you're infected, you got it. a 12 hour bug that will make u
bonkers.
but just hold that happiness tight and you're set.
so my friend indeed, don't spill the beans on the curdled milk
infested with sludge monsters and subtle disease.
wake up morning with a rooster in my throat
feel like my side has been plowed by a boat.
staring at the bottom a trash can, and my heads afloat
has anyone found my missing coat?
morning bliss.
5.07.2011
5.05.2011
blogger's delight
-take
-a
-step
-down
and feel my toes squibble squabble
FEEL THEM i say!
all sweaty and pink
swollen and crooked
you know what they say about big feet.
but what if only one foot's big,
and the other one just shy
of being the size of a 8 yr old cow.
i'd say you have a problem.
but don't you fear! Joe's Intergalactic Shoe Store
carries shoes from the far reaches of the cosmos!
some made of meteor, others of gas
star dust and minerals
from another planet alas!
space poop and sun flares
all combine to be-
wormholes, snakeholes, frogholes, and more!
just check out what's in my store!
are these shoes practical?
why certainly so!
just...pick the right size you know.
singy songy dancy pantsy
i'll rub my face in your hot soup,
and you will watch in awe, as the noodles
become absorbed through my skin
it burns and irritates
i may be blind for a short while
but who else can say!
they can eat soup from the pores on their face.
-a
-step
-down
and feel my toes squibble squabble
FEEL THEM i say!
all sweaty and pink
swollen and crooked
you know what they say about big feet.
but what if only one foot's big,
and the other one just shy
of being the size of a 8 yr old cow.
i'd say you have a problem.
but don't you fear! Joe's Intergalactic Shoe Store
carries shoes from the far reaches of the cosmos!
some made of meteor, others of gas
star dust and minerals
from another planet alas!
space poop and sun flares
all combine to be-
wormholes, snakeholes, frogholes, and more!
just check out what's in my store!
are these shoes practical?
why certainly so!
just...pick the right size you know.
singy songy dancy pantsy
i'll rub my face in your hot soup,
and you will watch in awe, as the noodles
become absorbed through my skin
it burns and irritates
i may be blind for a short while
but who else can say!
they can eat soup from the pores on their face.
5.04.2011
Morning Wood
So my brains a little tired,
it's wired.
i'm fired.
with passion deep within,
that runs my veins and arteries thin
with a lazy left lung,
it's hard to inhale
all the pollution of your sick naughty ideas
permeating through my walls and windows
telling me to stick my wee wee in places i shouldn't
like dryer fans and oblong seals.
so vanish my boredom rain,
and wash it down through the crust of the earth
and feel it bubble with excitement and glee
and erupt into a mighty volcano, for the top of the world
to see
it's wired.
i'm fired.
with passion deep within,
that runs my veins and arteries thin
with a lazy left lung,
it's hard to inhale
all the pollution of your sick naughty ideas
permeating through my walls and windows
telling me to stick my wee wee in places i shouldn't
like dryer fans and oblong seals.
so vanish my boredom rain,
and wash it down through the crust of the earth
and feel it bubble with excitement and glee
and erupt into a mighty volcano, for the top of the world
to see
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