achoo achoo i see you!

fresh squeezed happiness at your doorstep!
it comes in a box, and the box is packaged with a
new organic packing method.
WORMS
yes your happiness is covered in icky stick gooey
WORMS
please refrain from plucking them off as they will bite fingers
and guess what?
THEY ARE ALL SOAKED IN LSD!
muhahaha you're infected, you got it. a 12 hour bug that will make u
bonkers.
but just hold that happiness tight and you're set.

so my friend indeed, don't spill the beans on the curdled milk
infested with sludge monsters and subtle disease.
wake up morning with a rooster in my throat
feel like my side has been plowed by a boat.
staring at the bottom a trash can, and my heads afloat
has anyone found my missing coat?

morning bliss.

Words a plenty to feed the fat and hungry.

I mean, i haven't posted in a while because.
IT WAS SPRING BREAK AND I NEEDED A BREAK.

but now, im back, and i have a few tricks
and sticks
and a whoooole lotta bricks.

IM GUNNA BUILD A HOUSE.
and it will be especially for you,
my girl in the deep blue.
The fish that sings me to sleep,
and afterward you won't hear a peep.

mustard and cashews are the best combination,
mix and serve to the whole entire nation.

I'm a song write, a play write, a fantastic write.
but i can't do spells, or write anything that sells.

throw your bag over your shoulder feel its intensity sear through your skin.
it's because it is on fire, and you are a traveling fire salesmen,
born from the stone age, you brought fire to good people and made Johnny Appleseed look like a some broke dope, who ate one too many apple seeds and now his liver is in poor condition and he poops out fertilizer for trees.
Now his descendants own an apple orchard. Do not. buy their apples.

they have WORMSSSSS!!!!

it feels good to be back!
bon soir!

Poetic exercise (vlog)

beware, of highlighter pink underwear
FOR MEN.
they eat your semen..

Everything after "giggly little worm" is improv! :D