The time machine.

OH NO -HOOOO NO!
i got less then 10 minutes to post this before it's
THURSDAY!
i have already been inconsistent so far,
NOT COOL
must take large amounts of caffeine in my EYES.
rub leprechauns in all my opens sores, and if i don't have any.
MAKE SOME.

then calmly do my ritual dance around the toilette grasping a roll
of the the finest rice paper toliet paper encrusted with tiny gemstones
in the micro-weave fiber 1000 times denser than
the distance between the molecules in your fried eggs.

golly gee, mr, tawaneee, have you some more tea for me?
Erotic tea, tea that makes you libido crush itself into a very
very,
intense SUPERNOVA.
my god you will erupt with such a good feeling the blood in your body
will be pushed to all your extremities, and you will feel like your
dieing but AWESOME at the same time.

relax, you won't actually die if you have surgically installed 5 hearts
randomly in your body. Awwww YEA bitches.
I also installed a third arm, but sat on it too long by accident and now it's
just a floppy piece of cell membrane that blows around the wind like molted
snake skin.

Putting my daily routine aside. I have big plans awaiting, BIG ones, soon as it starts getting warm enough to feel my body. As my blood circulates through me like molasses making me a human heat-sink.

A word to the wise...
Blasphemy comes in strange colors.
the end.

WOOO FINISHED IN TIME!

Let's play a game.

Helllooooo!
Now we will do a fun activity.
Everyone take the biggest mistake you've
made in your life at this point.
Got it?
ok!
we are going to turn this into an
interactive game for children 4 and up!
Made from corrugated cardboard and glitter,
it will teach kids NEVER to fuck up like you have!
Without them even knowing it!
They will laugh and sing to your problem,
With their innocent little minds you are being
the wise one, in teaching them a wise lesson.

Example A:
"I took large amounts of CRACK. I love CRACK. I did CRACK
ALL the time with my CRACK head friends. Now all i feel is CRACK,
I have no emotion, and i twitch sporadically so i can't even jerk off
without banging my hand against the person sitting next to me in class!
Oh CRACK, my love, why are you so cruel! I can't even do multiplication
anymore as i just fill in CRACK for all the answers. I failed math, science,
English, Spanish, and even my origami class. My life is a pool of dribbling
stooopidity. Gosh, i should have done something besides CRACK, like
my homework."
-Life of a crackhead.

Now the game is simple. We build a board, color in some squares with glitter, have a few six sided die, then just throw in some game pieces made of CRACK. The children are 4 and up, so you don't have to worry about them ingesting anything. Lastly put some epic adventure tale and build creative cards corresponding to the spaces.

The game will be a riot! And thanks to classical "conditioning" the kids will indulge in the sense of feeling and seeing what CRACK is actually like! So when they grow older, and a crackhead tries to deal them crack, they will look at it and be like "NO WAY DUDE! YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO SELL ME GAME PIECES! you wack! stupid motherfuckin' con artist!" They will then proceed to kick the crackheads ass and take all his money.

So, if YOU want your child to be "street smart", and make some money on the side in order to support higher education. Treat them with a game of CRACK! They'll never go back!