Underwear and song.

Bring them, out.
all your unused underwear.
i have yet another brilliant business plan.
to sell used underwear to all the perverts of the land!

i'll bejewel them, encrust them with fine gold dust,
lace some up or lace others down.

and yes i'll even take the ones with a little bit of brown.

make sure you don't wash them.  They are unique to their owners.
people want the special smell of your penis sweat.
or the leaky residue from an over excited vagina.

and the more holes, the more thrills.
i always say.

AND NOW LETS SING!