strange times of my life,

well, we have a startling. discovery.
my friend. abe o'donachey. has fallen.
he. will be remembered. oh yea.
let's have sex on the beach to commemorate.
yes, ill hump every living in sight.
go without flight.
a wingless beast having intercourse.
but gentle hearts give me morsel.
enough to live, spread my legs out wide.
and c'mon guys, gander whats inside.
my belly button it looks like an orange.
sliced in half 50-50.
i know its strange, but give me time
to start my kangaroo farm.
here in the states, where deer run rapid.
ill make rabid kangaroo's to feast on their
overpopulation.
our population is too big, live a little less.
next time your feeling down, just jump from your nest.
with your wingless wings, you will try to flap when you
have second thoughts.
but it is too late, as the ground welcomes you.