4.24.2011

masturbation procrastination

STOP, HALT!
take those hands out of your pants.
stop squeezing your little friend till it turns blue!
that's just sad of you,
wait a while and then you'll see.
how anticipation is the key.
you want that fountain to shoot sky high?
then crack your knuckles and massage those arms.
for the task ahead, you better be armed
to the teeth with sexual fantasy.
you want to be breathing oh so heavily
grab the edge of your seat like your flying free
the worlds tallest roller coaster is just a joke,
compared to what you are about to invoke
it's the call of the wild,
song of the wolves
those molecules within you are about to explode!
stop and take it slow for a while,
sip some wine if you have the time
enjoy, and massage that puppy of yours
but don't rub it too hard
unless you want sores.
procrastinate? what was i saying,
finish now i'm done with this playing.

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