100th post part deux?

why didn't i do this before! lyrics on the 100th post :)

masturbation procrastination

STOP, HALT!
take those hands out of your pants.
stop squeezing your little friend till it turns blue!
that's just sad of you,
wait a while and then you'll see.
how anticipation is the key.
you want that fountain to shoot sky high?
then crack your knuckles and massage those arms.
for the task ahead, you better be armed
to the teeth with sexual fantasy.
you want to be breathing oh so heavily
grab the edge of your seat like your flying free
the worlds tallest roller coaster is just a joke,
compared to what you are about to invoke
it's the call of the wild,
song of the wolves
those molecules within you are about to explode!
stop and take it slow for a while,
sip some wine if you have the time
enjoy, and massage that puppy of yours
but don't rub it too hard
unless you want sores.
procrastinate? what was i saying,
finish now i'm done with this playing.

100th post surprise!

it's my 100 post, so here's a little somethin somethin'

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I see you slidin' round
with, your high heels on
drop your waist
to the bass down low.
don't stop,
and mess my flow.

so bring it back
throw me on the wall
roll that nice ass to the ground
pop, stop, don't look back
just let our bodies do the talkin'
let our sides keep on rockin'

you pushy? that's nice.
come ova here and get a slice
you shy? that's fine.
come say hi, it's no crime
can't dance? alrite.
just follow me, and then you'll see
how music seduces you and me
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tonight i'll pop your bottle,
make the champagne fizz
so remove that dress
and we'll make a mess
-touch your breast
i'm already obsessed
but listen to me here
i don't aim to please,
im here to blow your mind,
ready for me?