mmm eroticism cakes

touch me touch me,
say that you'll touch me

yes.

touch me, erotically.
massage my elbows
and listen to my subsonic
moans

grace your eyebrow hairs against mine
and feel the eruption
of powerful enzymes battling it out
procuring a beautiful spark of
eyebrow love

man, i told you.
don't get all soft on me.

i'll have to whip you back in shape
with the extraneously long back hairs
woven into a cat-of-nine-tails.

torturous wounds are playful in my realm
breathing salt is a wonderful decongestant
and licking my eyeballs gives me powerful blindness
to what you really look like
in bed.

I'm hungry,
goodbye.

It has returned.

Not much to say about this one, other than it will be sold at your local Toys R Us for 5,000 dollars VERY soon. Get em' while they are in stock and hot hot hot.  Your kids will be preoccupied with this game soo much that you can neglect them as much as you want! THINK of the money you would save in the long run.

Coupons available if you ever have the urge to donate your hair for my life size wooly mammoth model.

-pubic hair accepted.