Anyway, to this job --this gig rather. It paid well, but now i have a new mortal enemy:
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN YOU TILES. I LOST MY USE OF HALF MY NERVES. I walk with a drop foot, i cant play guitar properly, i feel like a zombie from The Walking Dead. Why do you pay me with money and pain. All those hours sprawled out on the floor in 3 straining positions that are guaranteed to kill any nerve endings or blood flow to half your limbs. Death by yoga.
So later i decided to follow up on a return delivery i sent out to Zappos.com for buying clonky clown shoes for graduation (these were the biggest size 10's i've ever worn). I was saddened that my lucky streak of buying things that fit me online without a worry was ruined. I got bills to pay, mainly my credit card bill tomorrow and I was hoping to have this refund instated in my bank account.
NO IT WAS NOT.
So i chatted up there online staff to inquire about the status. Robert M was his name. An overly cheerful customer service "Zapponian" agent that would ask how the weather is and all sorts of chit-chat while he pulled up the answer to a rather simple question. He finally responded with "2-10 business days for processing" and made me a VIP Zappos member that included some nifty benefits. But i was all like "I got bills to pay" and he was like "i have pay some this weekend too". He added, "Anything else i can help you with today?".
I responded:
Post college debt/depression?
haha just kidding
but thank you
Robert M:
no, no but soon enough aha
Leave it to me to find therapy through Zappos customer service chat.
