Painful nerves and some internet therapy

I worked on a house the other day.  I know work right?  But i got shit to pay.  My college degree isn't showing much promise as I sing depressing music in my kitchen to my friends.  I wish some big cooperate eagle would come down and swoop me up with their soothing razor-sharp talons.  I would happily bleed from my shoulders till i passed out from the feeling it gives.  Rather, i wish i didn't get nauseous around blood.  I don't dislike blood.  My stomach just has a nice imagination of my own.

Anyway, to this job --this gig rather.  It paid well, but now i have a new mortal enemy:



ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN YOU TILES.  I LOST MY USE OF HALF MY NERVES. I walk with a drop foot, i cant play guitar properly, i feel like a zombie from The Walking Dead.  Why do you pay me with money and pain.  All those hours sprawled out on the floor in 3 straining positions that are guaranteed to kill any nerve endings or blood flow to half your limbs.  Death by yoga.



So later i decided to follow up on a return delivery i sent out to Zappos.com for buying clonky clown shoes for graduation (these were the biggest size 10's i've ever worn).  I was saddened that my lucky streak of buying things that fit me online without a worry was ruined.  I got bills to pay, mainly my credit card bill tomorrow and I was hoping to have this refund instated in my bank account.

NO IT WAS NOT.

So i chatted up there online staff to inquire about the status.  Robert M was his name.  An overly cheerful customer service "Zapponian" agent that would ask how the weather is and all sorts of chit-chat while he pulled up the answer to a rather simple question.  He finally responded with  "2-10 business days for processing" and made me a VIP Zappos member that included some nifty benefits.  But i was all like "I got bills to pay" and he was like "i have pay some this weekend too".  He added, "Anything else i can help you with today?".

I responded:
Post college debt/depression?
haha just kidding
but thank you

Robert M:
no, no but soon enough aha

Leave it to me to find therapy through Zappos customer service chat.