tootoo's like to play songs on my animal organs

WHAT THE EF?!

there is
an egg

FLOATING

in my soup!

cmon mother, you know i cant eat eggs.
they remind me of....torturous moments of when i decided
to experiment with boiled eggs.
and my.
my.
yoohoo.

i was puking for several weeks after several trips
to several doctors that all had
MOLES
on their armpits
and i don't know why you want me to talk about armpits
but
*SIGH*
i told you so.

and my my, why not take a gander at the sea floor
and eat all those yummy crabs that you will expell from your
earlobes in swarms of locus like crabs that will eat peoples finger nails off
that means you.
oh you know who you are.
you nail biter.

i like to bite thingstoo.

oh. la. la.

LIKE FOOD YOU TURNIP

hmm, that sounds like a nice name for my children
that i will never have because ill prolly be a hermit
who tries to thrive making hand made kites out of
pieces of my skin and loneliness.

i say. i go back to college.
in only a few days!
BE P\R]E[P/A1R2E3D4!