1:06 am talks

hey hey hey,
we meet again in the bathroom,
you are smearing makeup all over the mirror.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
that face in the mirror is not yours,
it's your evil twin.
And if you are not careful, it will jump out and fill
your body with naughty pleasures and fruit baskets.

Bread or wine.
Bread soaked in wine?
wine soaked in bread?
What the hell does this mean?
LET'S GET DRUNK OFF OF BREAD!

I'm sure it's more tasty than your carbonated cough syrup you like to call
4-locos.

Bridge that gap between the innocence of your thighs,
i don't wanna see your underwear soaked in wine.

DRUNK OFF OF UNDERWEAR!

now isn't that gross?
let's have a toast.

to meat and cheese, and everything you can please.
My furniture is attractive, sofuckingwhat.
i like my couch too much?
it's unconditional love.

My favorite. You lie, cheat, abuse and it's still always there for you!
is that offensive? That you grace your buttocks on the seats of other couches?
Furniture does not have feelings, they have soft wonder cushions crafted
by the aliens in our non-existent planet Pluto.

My my time has flown, i'll be older than i know it, and then my knees will just disintegrate into dust while i'm walking. ohhh that would be quite an eventful day.

Bring it on my wonder duck.
Bring. it. on.