two posts in a day?
not even!
every have that anti climatic feeling when u think you really have to go poo.
but in reality its just your intestines having micro seizures from all the old beer still
going around and around you like a smoothie machine?
yea yea, heavy drinking is poor to your health, leads to wonderful accidents, and a weird alter ego.
do some people live in this alter ego? i wonderrr.
nah but really, the tuna sandwhich i had earlier made me feel like i had an alter ego. I think it was the eggs.
so according to your billing statement, someone calls you an asshole and takes 500 dollars from your paycheck. i smell something fishy, and its not the tuna farts ive been having.
or the paycheck envelope wrapped around the fresh salmon i caught earlier today with my mind powers all the way in Vermont.
hooha, if i had mind powers i would take off all your clothes, and then. PUT THEM ON ALL BACKWARDS WOOO
that'd be a hell of a day for the receiving end. Oh, i might buy a digital pen tablet thing for my computer, so i can do even more FANTASTIC ARTWORK FOR YOUUU
and i mean fantastic.
till next time im bored. achoo achoo i found you too.
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