Which is... graduating college and figuring out my life.
DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THAT BIG OF A DEAL??!?!
well it is.
And god knows you've reached that stagnant part of your life where the sweat from your hard work ethic is starting to seep through your soul and give off an internal rank or as they say on House M.D.. "THEY'VE GONE SEPTIC, THERE IS POOP WHERE IT SHOULD NOT BE."
Lemme tell you something, poop is hard to clean when it is physically inside your organs.
I personally would not know because i only poop in those cylindric portholes that drain into the ocean. That is where i believe my poop goes and it is eaten by radioactive jellyfish that will soon possess the power of flight and then rain our poop back on our cities in retaliation.
I will not admit our poop goes back into our water supply because i might as well poop in a Brita filter and drink it.
As a child, poop can be a fascinating element. You have the ability to mold like clay, or on those "wet" days, FINGERPAINTS. So let children play with their poop! As long as it is not consumed. But i bet any-day now,
someone
SOMEWHERE
will discover how to make poop edible. (If certain fast food chains do not constitute this enough.) There will be a defined "poop sandwich" that can be eaten in a perpetual cycle. Thus ending the issue of animal abuse and irrefutably making food fights more interesting.
I rest my case. Enjoy some animations by me!
(don't forget your hearts n' whistles.)
