Swag not Sag

My television is always on top of the table.
don't you think they should switch positions sometimes?
Like let the TV sit behind the table. or UNDER?

maybe even side by side.

What a lovely spoon, that's what my cereal says every morning.
Slurp slurp slurp goes the milk down your drain.
that warm muscle lined drain.

Be weary of hamsters.
They bite they tear,
All your favorite underwear.

try to play tag with yourself and you wont get far.
but if you are really clevar. you might get really far.
and that would be a winner.

Just like the toll, that says pay up or die.
But if your already dead, where would you lie?
I'd do swimming laps in the river styx.
Breathe that murky blackness?
Isn't it made out of lost souls?
Maybe i'll find my hamster that my dog ate so long ago.

The only rememberance is hair in his poop.
How sad, my dear hamster turned to hairy poop.

Japan.

I really want to go to japan.
I just applied to study abroad this spring.
I want to dance in the tokyo lights.
Radiation?  I think i'll be ok for a few months.
Whats the deal with Japan's Visa....WHY DO YOU NEED TO SEE MY BANK ACCOUNT.

but that's ok.
i like you anyway.
your sushi rolls
and sake bombs
chopstick utensils
and bamboo forests

I want some zany Japanese game show to send a mob chasing after me while i walk down the streets to go to class.

I want to make a picture log of all the weird positions i'll be in when i'm over there.

Yes, some wont be oh so original here.  But in Japan.  They BECOME ORIGINAL AGAIN.

and i can wipe my slate clean, and take a break from Americas Constipated Uptight Society.
no offense guys, but you make my hairline recede sometimes.

I heard your coffee sucks, but that's ok.  it has stained my teeth and i had to buy all the whiting toothpaste crap and those white-strips?  yeaaaa, id rather not go through that again.